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I Endured 800 Pages.

I Endured 800 Pages.

A Sarcastic Literary Society Collection Piece

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Premium Bella+Canvas Airlume cotton · Soft retail feel · DTG printed

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"I Endured 800 Pages. Ask Me Nothing." - A badge of honor for readers who’ve battled their way through the densest Victorian tomes. Wear it proudly and avoid all questions about what actually happened in those 800 pages. Perfect for Dickens survivors, Tolstoy veterans, and lovers of long, winding suffering.

          “I have lived. I have suffered. I have annotated.”

📖 Dark Academia attire for the beautifully overeducated.

Description

🪶The Bella+Canvas T-shirt, our most loved brand.
🪶Made of soft cotton, and ribbed knit collars.
🪶Runs True to Size
🪶Relaxed Unisex Silhouette
🪶Solid colors are 100% Cotton
🪶Designed in-house by InkWraith
🪶Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA
INKWRAITH Inspired Apparel!

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Sizing & Exchanges
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If your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or otherwise incorrect, please contact us. We'll make it right under our Inkbound Oath.
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Care Instructions

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✅Wash and Dry Inside Out
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